Sunday, January 2, 2022

Hour 2 - Was, were, have, has, had (English Lessons)

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Is-Are-Was-Were Matrix:
Singular Plural
Present Is Are
Past Was Were

Questions on 'was' and 'were':

1. They ____ playing football yesterday. 2. My friend ___ absent yesterday. 3. I ___ late to the school. 4. How many people ____ at your home last week? 5. My teacher's hair ____ black before. 6. There ____ many people at the show. 7. ____ you tired? 8. They ____ late. 9. I ____ very annoyed. 10. She ____ there. 11. Everybody ____ pleased. 12. There ____ no trouble at the party. 13. ____ there any difficulty in finding it? 14. Who ____ at the meeting? 15. It ____ no bother. 16. How much ____ they? 17. How many ____ there? 18. We _____ too late. 19. It ____ ours. 20. It ____ impossible. 21. It ____ the boys who took it.

Lesson on 'have', 'has' and 'had'

Possesion Hindi: Kisi cheez ka hona Punjabi: Eh cheez mere kol haigi Here are some points to remember when using 'have' and 'has'. Let's start with the basics. They can both be used to show possession and are important in making the 'perfect tenses'. 'Had' is the past tense of both 'has' and 'have'.

have

Have is used with some pronouns and plural nouns: 'I have a great English teacher.' 'You have toothpaste on your chin.' 'We have a meeting at 12.' 'Nurses have a difficult job.'

has

Has is used with the third person singular. For example: 'She has a great personality.' 'He has a new haircut.' 'The washing machine has a leak in it' 'It has a hole near the door.'

contractions

I have = I've you have = you've we have = we've they have = They've he has = he's it has = it's

negative contractions

has not = hasn't have not = haven't had not = hadn't

'have' and 'has' in questions

'Have you been to Australia?' 'Has Andrew left yet?' 'Who has my pen?' 'Has anyone seen my mobile phone?'

'have got' and 'have'

Both 'have got' and 'have' mean the same thing. There is no difference. 'I have got an i-phone.' = 'I have an i-phone'. 'You have got a message.' = You have a message.' 'She has got no time to sleep.' ='She has no time to sleep.'

'have' and 'has' verb tenses

'have/has' is an important verb in making the 'perfect tense': Present Perfect 'She has lived here for a long time.' 'We have seen this TV show before.' 'I have cut my finger.' Past Perfect 'I had already decided not to go before he asked me.' 'They had finished the race before it started raining.' 'She had already left when he arrived'

modal verbs: 'have to'

'have to' is used to mean that something is necessary. It is used in the following way in affirmative sentences: subject + modal (have to / has to) + verb 'I have to wash my car today.' 'He has to write a report.' 'I had to go to the bank yesterday.'

'have to' in negative sentences

In negatives to show that something is not necessary we follow this rule: subject + doesn't have to + verb 'We don't have to work tomorrow.' 'She doesn't have to wear a uniform to school' 'I didn't have to make my bed when I was young'
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Saturday, January 1, 2022

Tenses (Hour 7)



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There are three tenses that a child or novice should remember and then we can further develop his understanding for these following 12 tenses:
1. Past tense
2. Present tense 
3. Future tense

The 12 Basic English Tenses

The English Tense System

    Present Simple
    I do, I do do
    Present Continuous
    I am doing
    Present Perfect
    I have done
    Present Perfect Continuous
    I have been doing

    Past Simple
    I did, I did do
    Past Continuous
    I was doing
    Past Perfect
    I had done
    Past Perfect Continuous
    I had been doing

    Future Simple
    I will do
    Future Continuous
    I will be doing
    Future Perfect
    I will have done
    Future Perfect Continuous
    I will have been doing

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Word Meanings (Beginner's Day 4 (4 Words))



Index of English Lessons

Index of Word Meanings
1.
usually
/ˈjuːʒʊəli/
Learn to pronounce
adverb
adverb: usually

    under normal conditions; generally.
    "he usually arrives home about one o'clock"
    h
    Similar:
    normally

generally
habitually
customarily
standardly
routinely

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2.

Forms of 'do'

It has five different forms: do, does, doing, did, done. The base form of the verb is do. The past simple form, did, is the same throughout. The present participle is doing.
I do not want it: We do not want it
He does not want it: They do not want it

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3.

die 1
/dʌɪ/
verb
past tense: died; past participle: died

    1.
    (of a person, animal, or plant) stop living.
    "he died of tuberculosis"
    h
    Similar:
    pass away

pass on
lose one's life
depart this life
expire
breathe one's last
draw one's last breath
meet one's end
meet one's death
lay down one's life
be no more
perish
be lost
go the way of the flesh
go the way of all flesh
go to glory
go to one's last resting place
go to meet one's maker
cross the great divide
cross the Styx
give up the ghost
kick the bucket
bite the dust
croak
flatline
conk out
buy it
turn up one's toes
cash in one's chips
go belly up
shuffle off this mortal coil
go the way of the dinosaurs
push up the daisies
be six feet under
snuff it
peg out
pop one's clogs
hop the twig/stick
bite the big one
buy the farm
check out
hand in one's dinner pail
go bung
exit
decease

Opposite:
live
survive

    become extinct.
    "many species died out"

    Similar:
    become extinct

vanish
disappear
cease to be
cease to exist
be no more
perish
pass into oblivion
become less common
become rarer
dwindle
peter out
be forgotten.
"her genius has assured her name will never die"
become less loud or strong.
"after a while, the noise died down"

Similar:
fade
fall away
dwindle
melt away
dissolve
subside
decline
sink
lapse
ebb
wane
wilt
wither
evanesce
come to an end
end
vanish
disappear
fade (away)
abate
drop
drop off
drop away
lessen
ease (off)
let up
decrease
diminish
moderate
slacken
recede
tail off
peter out
taper off
relent
become weaker
weaken
remit

Opposite:
exist
(of a plant) decay from the tip toward the root.
"rhubarb dies back to a crown of buds each winter"
die one after another until few or none are left.
"the original founders died off or retired"
(of a fire or light) stop burning or gleaming.
"the fire had died and the room was cold"
informal
(of a machine) stop functioning or run out of electric charge.
"three toasters have died on me"

Similar:
fail
cut out
give out
stop
halt
break down
stop working
cease to function
peter out
fizzle out
run down
fade away
lose power
conk out
go kaput
give up the ghost
go phut
pack up

    h
    Opposite:
    start

2.
informal
be very eager for something.
"they must be dying for a drink"
h
Similar:
be very eager
be very keen
be desperate
long
yearn
burn
ache
itch
have a yen
yen

    h
    Opposite:
    be reluctant
        used to emphasize how strongly one is affected by a particular feeling or emotion.
        "only the thought of Matilda prevented him from dying of boredom"
    3.
    archaic
    have an orgasm.

Origin

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4.

exception
/ɪkˈsɛpʃ(ə)n,ɛkˈsɛpʃ(ə)n/
Learn to pronounce
noun
noun: exception; plural noun: exceptions

    a person or thing that is excluded from a general statement or does not follow a rule.
    "he always plays top tunes, and tonight was no exception"
    h
    Similar:
    anomaly

irregularity
deviation
special case
departure
inconsistency
quirk
peculiarity
abnormality
oddity
outlier
edge case
misfit

    freak

Phrases
the exception proves the rule
the fact that some cases do not follow a rule proves that the rule applies in all other cases.
take exception to
object strongly to. "many viewers took great exception to the programme's content"
with the exception of
except; not including. "all water sports, with the exception of scuba diving,

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Singular and Plural (English Lessons, Hour 1)



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Basic Verbs: Is, am, are
Is, am, are - Used with pronouns

Am -> with 'I' subject

Is -> with singular subjects ('He' (boy), 'She' (girl), 'It' (things))
Hindi: Ekvachan

Are -> plural subjects (They, we, you (even though 'you' is singular))

Exercise:
1. She __ beautiful.
2. They __ students.
3. The school bell __ ringing.
4. I __ not a rabbit.
5. Raju and Rajiv __ friends.

Rule 1: Plurals formed by suffixing 's':
 Gate + s
 Radio + s
 Orange + s
 Monkey + s

Rule 2: Words with hissing sounds at the end: (s, ss, sh, ch, x) 
Plural is formed by suffixing: 'es'
    Class >> classes
    Inch >> inches
    Glass >> glasses
    Torch >> torches
    Box >> boxes
    Fox >> foxes
    Dish >> dishes
    Bus >> busses
    Brush >> brushes

Rule 3: For Words Ending in 'O', We Suffix 'es':
 Tomato >> tomatoes
 Mango >> mangoes
 Hero >> heroes
 Potato >> Potatoes
 Buffalo >> buffaloes

Exceptions to the rule (For Words Ending in 'O', We Suffix 'es'):
3.1. Photo (photos)
3.2. Piano (pianos) 
3.3. Studio (studios) 
3.4. Radio (radios)

Trick to remember: Radio said photo showed a piano in studio.

Rule 4: By replacing final 'y' with 'ies':
(Also Check Rule 5)
 Supply >> supplies
 Hobby >> hobbies
 Fairy >> fairies
 Story >> stories
 City >> cities
 Diary >> diaries

Rule 5: Nouns ending with vowel and 'y' :
Vowels: A, E, I, O, U
(Also Check Rule 4)
 Boy >> boys
 Day >> days
 Key >> keys
 Toy >> toys
 Monkey >> monkeys
 Donkey >> donkeys 

Rule 6: By replacing -f/fe by -ves
 Calf >> calves
 Shelf >> shelves
 Knife >> knives
 Life >> lives
 Wolf >> wolves
 Thief >> thieves

Exceptions to the rule (By replacing -f/fe by -ves):
 Roof, dwarf, cliff, chef, handkerchief
Compounds:
 Commander-in-chief
 Son-in-law
 Daughter-in-law
 Mother-in-law
 Passer-by

Rule 7: Changing inside vowel:
 Man -> men
 Foot -> feet
 Mouse -> mice
 Chairman -> chairmen
 Tooth -> teeth
 Woman -> women

Rule 8: By adding en/ren
 Child --> children
 Ox --> oxen

Rule 9:
Both singular/plural are same for following words:
    Fish, sheep, deer, species, pair, dozen, advice, news

Rule 10:
Nouns always in pair
    Scissors, trousers, pants, pajamas, shorts
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Thursday, December 30, 2021

Pari CR 12.5 Tablet



Pari CR 12.5 Tablet

Prescription: Required
Manufacturer: Ipca Laboratories Ltd
SALT COMPOSITION: Paroxetine (12.5mg)
Storage: Store below 30°C

CR: Controlled Release

Paroxetine, sold under the brand names Paxil and Seroxat among others, is an antidepressant of the selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor (SSRI) class. It is used to treat major depressive disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder, panic disorder, social anxiety disorder, posttraumatic stress disorder, generalized anxiety disorder and premenstrual dysphoric disorder. It has also been used in the treatment of premature ejaculation and hot flashes due to menopause. It is taken by mouth.

Common side effects include drowsiness, dry mouth, loss of appetite, sweating, trouble sleeping, and sexual dysfunction. Serious side effects may include suicidal thoughts in those under the age of 25, serotonin syndrome, and mania. While the rate of side effects appears similar compared to other SSRIs and SNRIs, antidepressant discontinuation syndromes may occur more often. Use in pregnancy is not recommended, while use during breastfeeding is relatively safe. It is believed to work by blocking the re-uptake of the chemical serotonin by neurons in the brain.

Paroxetine was approved for medical use in the United States in 1992 and initially sold by GlaxoSmithKline. It is on the World Health Organization's List of Essential Medicines. It is available as a generic medication. In 2019, it was the 78th most commonly prescribed medication in the United States, with more than 9 million prescriptions. In 2018, it was in the top 10 of most prescribed antidepressants in the United States. In 2012, the United States Department of Justice fined GlaxoSmithKline $3 billion for withholding data, unlawfully promoting use in those under 18, and preparing an article that misleadingly reported the effects of paroxetine in adolescents with depression following its clinical trial study 329.

IUPAC name

(3S,4R)-3-[(2H-1,3-benzodioxol-5-yloxy)methyl]-4-(4-fluorophenyl)piperidine

Introduction

Pari CR 12.5 Tablet is a type of antidepressant belonging to the selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor (SSRI) group of medicines. It is widely prescribed to treat depression and anxiety-related conditions like obsessive-compulsive disorder, and panic disorder. Pari CR 12.5 Tablet helps many people to recover from depression by improving their mood and relieving anxiety and tension. It can be taken with or without food. The dose and how often you need it will be decided by your doctor so that you get the right amount to control your symptoms. Your doctor may start you on a lower dose and increase it gradually. Do not change the dose or stop taking it without talking to your doctor, even if you feel well. Doing so may make your condition worse or you may suffer from unpleasant withdrawal symptoms (anxiety, restlessness, palpitations, dizziness, sleep disturbances, etc). To get the most benefit, take this medicine regularly at the same time each day. Your doctor may advise you to take it in the morning if you have trouble sleeping. It may take a few weeks before you start feeling better. Let your doctor know if you do not see any improvement even after 4 weeks. Some common side effects of Pari CR 12.5 Tablet include nausea, fatigue, dry mouth, loss of appetite, increased sweating, dizziness, nervousness, tremors, insomnia (difficulty in sleeping), and constipation. Sexual side effects like decreased sexual drive, delayed ejaculation, and erectile dysfunction may also be seen. Let your doctor know straight away if you develop any sudden worsening of mood or any thoughts about harming yourself. Before taking this medicine, you should tell your doctor if you have epilepsy (seizure disorder or fits), diabetes, liver or kidney disease, heart problems, or glaucoma. These may affect your treatment. Pregnant or breastfeeding women should also consult their doctor before taking it. Some other medicines may affect the way it works, especially other antidepressants and medicines called MAO inhibitors. Please tell your doctor about all the medicines you are taking to make sure you are safe.

Uses of Pari Tablet CR

1. Treatment of Depression 2. Treatment of Panic disorder 3. Treatment of Anxiety disorder

Benefits of Pari Tablet CR

In Treatment of Depression

Pari CR 12.5 Tablet works by increasing the level of a chemical called serotonin in the brain. This improves your mood, relieves anxiety, tension, and helps you sleep better. It has fewer side effects than older antidepressants. It usually takes 4-6 weeks for this medicine to work so you need to keep taking it even if you feel it is not working. Do not stop taking it, even if you feel better unless your doctor advises you to.

In Treatment of Panic disorder

Pari CR 12.5 Tablet can help relieve symptoms of many panic disorders including panic attacks. It can help you feel calmer and improve your ability to deal with problems. Do not stop taking it, even when you feel better, unless your doctor advises you to.

In Treatment of Anxiety disorder

Pari CR 12.5 Tablet helps relieve symptoms of many anxiety disorders including obsessive-compulsive disorder and generalized anxiety disorder by increasing the level of a chemical called serotonin in your brain. It has fewer side effects than older antidepressants and is normally taken once a day. It helps you feel calm with a better ability to deal with problems. Exercise and a healthy diet can also improve your mood. Keep taking the medicine until your doctor advises you to stop.

Side effects of Pari Tablet CR

Most side effects do not require any medical attention and disappear as your body adjusts to the medicine. Consult your doctor if they persist or if you’re worried about them: Common side effects of Pari: 1. Nausea 2. Fatigue 3. Dryness in mouth 4. Loss of appetite 5. Increased sweating 6. Dizziness 7. Nervousness 8. Tremor 9. Low sexual desire 10. Insomnia (difficulty in sleeping) 11. Confusion 12. Constipation 13. Erectile dysfunction 14. Delayed ejaculation 15. Decreased libido

How Pari CR works

Pari CR 12.5 Tablet is a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor (SSRI) antidepressant. It works by increasing the levels of serotonin, a chemical messenger in the brain. This improves mood and physical symptoms of depression and also relieves symptoms of panic disorder, anxiety, and obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Quick tips

1. It can take 2-3 weeks for Pari CR 12.5 Tablet to start working. 2. Do not stop treatment suddenly as this may cause upset stomach, flu-like withdrawal symptoms and sleep disturbance. 3. If your doctor asks you to stop Pari CR 12.5 Tablet, you should reduce the dose slowly over 4 weeks. 4. Avoid consuming alcohol when taking Pari CR 12.5 Tablet, as it may cause excessive drowsiness and calmness. 5. The addiction/dependence potential of Pari CR 12.5 Tablet is very less.

Interaction with drugs

Taking Pari with any of the following medicines can modify the effect of either of them and cause some undesirable side effects Linezolid Brand(s): Lizolan, Lidoford, Zenlid LIFE-THREATENING Moclobemide Brand(s): Trima, Rimarex, Morex LIFE-THREATENING Rasagiline Brand(s): Rasalect, Relgin, Rasipar LIFE-THREATENING Reboxetine Brand(s): Rebotin LIFE-THREATENING

Fact Box

Chemical Class: Phenylpiperidine Derivative Habit Forming: No Therapeutic Class: NEURO CNS Action Class: Selective Seretonin Reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs)
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Wednesday, December 29, 2021

Big Data Analytics & Business (By Yaju Gupta)



Contents

1. Business & Business Intelligence 2. Intelligent Decision Making 3. Factors affecting BI capability 4. Data Analytics 5. Importance of Data Analytics 6. Big Data 7. Advantages of Big Data Analytics 8. Challenges in BDA 9. Big Data Analytics Model 10. BDA Implementation 11. Real world BI Examples

Business

Dealing in any activity to earn profit. For example: Selling or Buying of goods and services (products)

Business Intelligence

A set of theories, methodologies, architectures and technologies that transform raw data into meaningful and useful information for business purposes. BI helps in identifying, develop & create new business strategies and effective decision making through historical, operational and predictive views of business operations.

Intelligent Decision Making

Real time / On time availability of High Quality Information for decision making process regarding a scenario, situation or problem under consideration

Factors affecting BI capability

Amount, Type, Efficiency and Output format of the analyzed data to be used by decision makers.

Data Analytics

The process of reviewing existing data with multiple angles / dimensions with the intention of finding new additional information based on retrieved co-relations / hidden patterns

Importance of Data Analytics

Organizations uses data for the optimized utilization of all available resources in order to achieve predefined goals ( Decision making ) Nowadays, organizations are more reliant on data to drive business decision to foster innovation & development As per IBM, a very large amount of data being created on daily basis: (In Terra / Zetta Bytes)

Big Data

Very large in size ( In TB / ZB ), Structured to Unstructured, and Generates very fastly on continuous basis from multiple locations. ( Dimensions : Volume, Variety & Velocity ) For example : Sensor data (Climate data), CCTV Data, Log Files, Posts on S-N sites, Online Shopping sites data, Call Records, Airlines Data, Hospitality Data, Wikipedia Text and Images

Advantages of Big Data Analytics

1. Higher Customer Satisfaction 2. Improved Business Processes 3. Increased Revenue 4. Reducing Operating Cost and Time 5. Gaining Competitive Advantages of Business 6. Customized Products ( On Individual customer basis )

Challenges in BDA

Capturing, Storing, Searching, Classification , Clustering, Analyzing and Visualization of data Requirement of running S/w applications on number of nodes in parallel to process a very huge amount of data

Big Data Analytics Model: Map Reduce Programming Model

A distributed programming model that support parallel processing of data on number of nodes Components of Map Reduce : 1. Input Reader 2. Output Writer 3. Map and Reduce Function 4. Partitioning Function 5. Comparison Function

BDA Implementation

Apache Hadoop Framework ( 100 % Open Source ): An Implementation of Map Reduce Programming Model # A Java based framework to process data in parallel on a distributed computing environment ( Cloud Computing ) # Provides new way of storing and analyzing a huge amount of data ( In TB / ZB ) # Cost Effective solution

Hadoop Components

# Map Reduce Framework # Hive ( Data Analytics & SQL Development ) # Cluster ( Data Loading : Sqoop and Flume ) # Zookeeper ( Hadoop Services Management ) # Ozzie ( Nodes Management ) # HBase ( NoSql - Database ) # Distributed File System (HDFS)

Power Of Hadoop

# Distributed File System # Fast data transfer rate in between various nodes # Easier and Quick Recovery from any failure with minimal interruption of services

Design Consideration

# Emerging M2M Communication based market # Locations, Devices and Network associated with data # Processing of Complex and Unstructured data # Gaining Competitive Advantages of Business

Real world BI Examples

Business Intelligence has infinite potential uses in organization. BI solutions are used by almost all kind of organizations or companies to drive business decisions. For example :

Telecom Domain

To decide either to invest their resources into securing new customers or engage existing ones and turn them into repeat buyers ( Customer behaviors analysis )

Retail Domain

To create better shopping experience for customers and making business profitable ( By putting trends together to stock popular items before they became in high demand and afterward inventory will not stuck with excess )

Market Research

To engage relevant customers, illuminate customer trends and uncover their needs & personal preferences ( Historical data analysis )

Hospital Quality and Efficiency of Care

To achieve the goal of having every patient seen by a doctor within 45 minutes of arrival or to improve efficiency of care ( Patients Arrival, Doctors Availability, Turnaround & Bed availability metrics analysis )

Sales Forecasting

Historical, Operational and Predictive analysis using Sales data

Credits

Yajuvendra Gupta
Tags: Big Data,

Tuesday, December 28, 2021

Augmentin 625 Duo Tablet (Amoxycillin (500mg) + Clavulanic Acid (125mg))



Augmentin 625 Duo Tablet
Prescription: Required
MANUFACTURER: Glaxo SmithKline Pharmaceuticals Ltd
SALT COMPOSITION: Amoxycillin (500mg) + Clavulanic Acid (125mg)
STORAGE: Store below 30°C

INTRODUCTION

Augmentin 625 Duo Tablet is a penicillin-type of antibiotic that helps your body fight infections caused by bacteria. It is used to treat infections of the lungs (e.g., pneumonia), ear, nasal sinus, urinary tract, skin, and soft tissue. It will not work for viral infections such as the common cold. Augmentin 625 Duo Tablet is best taken with a meal to reduce the chance of a stomach upset. You should take it regularly at evenly spaced intervals as per the schedule prescribed by your doctor. Taking it at the same time every day will help you to remember to take it. The dose will depend on what you are being treated for, but you should always complete a full course of this antibiotic as prescribed by your doctor. Do not stop taking it until you have finished, even when you feel better. If you stop taking it early, some bacteria may survive and the infection may come back or worsen. The most common side effects of this medicine include vomiting, nausea, and diarrhea. These are usually mild but let your doctor know if they bother you or will not go away. Before taking it, let your doctor know if you are allergic to any antibiotics or have any kidney or liver problems. You should also let your healthcare team know about all other medicines you are taking as they may affect, or be affected by, this medicine. This medicine is generally regarded as safe to use during pregnancy and breastfeeding if prescribed by a doctor.

BENEFITS OF AUGMENTIN TABLET

In Treatment of Bacterial infections Augmentin 625 Duo Tablet contains two different medicines, Amoxycillin and Clavulanic Acid, that work together to kill the bacteria that cause infections. Amoxycillin works by stopping the growth of bacteria. Clavulanic Acid reduces resistance and enhances the activity of Amoxycillin against bacteria. This combination medicine can be used to treat many different bacterial infections such as ear, sinus, throat, lung, urinary tract, skin, teeth, joints, and bones. It usually makes you feel better within a few days, but you should continue taking it as prescribed even when you feel better to make sure that all bacteria are killed and do not become resistant.

SIDE EFFECTS OF AUGMENTIN TABLET

Most side effects do not require any medical attention and disappear as your body adjusts to the medicine. Consult your doctor if they persist or if you’re worried about them Common side effects of Augmentin: Vomiting Nausea Diarrhea

Quick tips

1. You have been prescribed this combination medicine to treat bacterial infections even if they have developed resistance. 2. Finish the prescribed course, even if you start to feel better. Stopping it early may make the infection come back and harder to treat. 3. Diarrhea may occur as a side effect. Taking probiotics along with Augmentin 625 Duo Tablet may help. Talk to your doctor if you notice bloody stools or develop abdominal cramps. 4. Take it with food and plenty of fluids to avoid an upset stomach. 5. Stop taking Augmentin 625 Duo Tablet and inform your doctor immediately if you develop an itchy rash, swelling of the face, throat or tongue or breathing difficulties while taking it. 6. Do not use leftover medicine for treating any infection in the future. Always consult your doctor before taking any antibiotic.

Fact Box

Habit Forming: No Therapeutic Class: ANTI INFECTIVES
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Friday, December 24, 2021

2011-May-30



Index of Journals
May 30, 2011

I had three days to prepare for DCS and also catch up a little bit with CS, but I barely made any use of this time, I would over sleep and download movies, sex chat, everything to everything but not study. The day had been crazy with me trying to catch up with DCS. I had no option left but to miss some of the topics, and I did nothing extra other than a few topics which are occasionally discussed in the exam. (And as a matter of fact, the paper was very easy and very choosy. I chose to do questions from the first five chapters and the questions were pretty easy. Also because of not enough preparation I was very nervous before the exam and I had forgotten everything from new topics I had studied in these three days gap, which was really shameful.)
I by the end of the day managed to put my self up for revision but that barely happened. It was eleven when I chose to sleep and wake up at four in the morning. It was seven when I woke up next day and I had to start revision in the Metro, and buaji would keep telling me to aim for 100 percent.
God bless me
Ashish

2011-May-29



Index of Journals
May 29, 2011

I went to temple today. I wasn’t going to go on my own; it was buaji who took me to Birla temple.
I had been sitting downstairs to study DCS and buaji first started with rebuking me for going down right in the morning and then continued with her plans to go to temple. Ankur had been there when I left the office and then he left the doors opened, badi buaji was questioning me about this, I told her it was Ankur sitting there. It was not just this that such a scene had happened; very often she would question me for wrong doings of Shruti and Ankur. Yesterday there was a glass and bowl kept in the corner of the room and buaji started asking me about them in my name. Then she would keep a check on me, which is understandable as I don’t have a clean image anywhere.
I was adding friends on Facebook and it now blocked my requests and messages to non-friend people for four days. That’s funny, and then I posted about Gareema ma’am. Vibha had super-disliked it in comments and Ravi had flipped out after reading this, funny!

***JOB VACANCY***Lecturer for CS Department
If you are a brunette who can excessively roll her tongue to bear an out-of-the-world accent, can keep HOD/Dean/Director (whoever is male) happy bi-weekly then you get a direct pass for being a lecturer at NIEC, New Delhi. ***You now know how Gareema SETHI became a teacher, HAA-HAA***

Aditya Gupta: HAHAHAHA, first line had me in splits!!!! awesome

God bless me
Ashish

2011-May-28



Index of Journals
May 28, 2011

The day was fine. In the morning fufaji was screaming that opened my eyes. He is into Ankur every morning, he keeps telling him to study, buaji keeps telling him to do homely work and for his fatness, Shruti keeps telling him about his fatness, and I tell him to stop thinking about Puja, his phony girlfriend. 
I had to wake up at 4am adter going to bed early but that didn’t happen. I was napping again in the morning after breakfast, I mean I was scanning question papers in the morning, and theni washed my undergarments, it was all tiring. I had to sleep for three hours or so, as it happened. Buaji talked about this right after, she had started to tell me about studying and scoring these days. Something is wrong.
I need to give attention to my books other than computer stuff al the time, downloading torrents, wikipedia pages, etc.
God bless me
Ashish

2011-May-27



Index of Journals
May 27, 2011

The exam (ADA) went fine, I don’t know; I flunked ITC of first semester, C of second semester, and DS of third semester. All of them core computer subjects. It is unbelievable. I am skeptical about commenting on my marks henceforth. Badi buaji asked me to estimate marks and I rounded up to 60. That doesn’t sound very reasonable seeing my previous performances. I would not flunk because I got 21 in internals this much I am sure about; special thanks to Prashant sir for that reason. I was talking to Vibha and then to Sonam, Sonam ignores me sometimes because I use only English while talking. 
I was watching Die Hard 4 on notebook and badi buaji came and lectured me over watching movies in this high time for exams, she was very right, but I couldn’t control myself. After she had lectured me she went somewhere for hours and I continued watching the awesome movie with fear. The movie was extremely good.
In the lunch buaji had ordered food from outside, I ate noodles and Shruti had sambar-vada. It was good.
Badi buaji is getting strict about my habit of spending time on computer and she now wants me to concentrate on exams and come as number one, the last clause is a total joke!

God bless me
Ashish

2011-May-26



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May 26, 2011

The day was fine. I went downstairs to check emails from Playboy and it was the first time that buaji asked about what I was doing. It didn’t become an issue. I was sleeping for three hours right after having heavy breakfast, I didn’t ask for the fourth bread but it happened to me.
I was studying until six in the evening and then I went down and couldn’t get away with computer after that, it is about to be nine now.
I am not giving the back papers and it is really a big relief. Elders don’t know about it formally. I just hope that everything goes well.
God bless me
Ashish

2011-May-25



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May 25, 2011
The exam was fine; actually, the paper had been leaked. Abhishek Shukla came late around 0945 to disclose the questions to us. I was sitting with Dinesh at that moment. The questions paper had questions from the topics which Shukla had disclosed. I was feeling lucky for having been comfortable in writing the exam. It wasn’t difficult, whatever might its level be.
I was sleeping in the afternoon after watching Playboy video I had put on downloading yesterday. It is awesome. I woke up around 1830 to talk to Vibha, and she spared me after an hour of little questioning. She was ignoring me in the morning before her friends, she always does that. I am just giving her little importance because of Sonam, nothing else.
I have been killing little insects for quite some time now, which includes spiders, bees, mosquitoes, flies, and all. I don’t think they, the insects, really have to be alive for the human life to keep going. 
IITJEE result declared but no news from Mayur Vihar, you surely know what that mean. I learned about the result declaration on internet while chatting.
God bless me
Ashish

2011-May-24



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May 24, 2011

I was napping through the day, fufaji is really a mess when he comes and puts off cooler at around 0430 in the morning. That is not sad but way more than that. I was awake around 0400 in the morning after going through night-fall. That virtual experience of having sex with a busty blonde with her back against the wall was really awesome. It was also a reason for the tiredness that persisted in my body until afternoon. The friend of fufaji suggested Shruti to become a teacher after doing honors in English. I was tired again in the afternoon and just passed the time in changing places to feel comfortable. It was really scary, I didn't cover ADA as much as I had thought, the thought dropping down the subject revitalizing enough but I didn't make proper use of it. By evening I had dropped a lot of things off my to-do list, at night I was thinking of taking a short nap around 2330 but then I stretched out to hours. Vibha wanted to talk yesterday evening but I did not bother to answer.
Plus most of the times it is only porno on my mind, American pie, Playboy, and all. I have put one on downloading and it is just those videos which are a part of my attention and time table.
God bless me
Ashish

2011-May-23



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May 23, 2011

The day was normal, it had to be exhausting but it didn't come out to be. I was sleeping in the afternoon, which was relaxing. In the evening I was downstairs in the office, I didn't talk to Vibha who had asked me the definition of ‘open relationship' to start a conversation. 
I am still hanging on ADA that was to be completed by yesterday. 
I talked to babaji on phone for the first time since coming here. 
Shruti's result declared today. She got 68%; she did great in English scoring 95, she got 89 in biology and other subjects, especially math, brought her percentage down.
God bless me
Ashisha

2011-May-22



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May 22, 2011

It is a terrible day. I can't concentrate; I didn't concentrate for even a slight moment, that's crazy. And after that I want pornography to refresh myself up after doing nothing for so long, holy shit.
Some people in Rohini attacked a Jain munimaharaj. It is in newspaper. That's unbelievable, that's sick.
I talked to Vibha in the evening after days of wait. Though she started it but I really responded like I want her. Sonam has really a f***ed up English. She makes mistakes in common sentences; that's really sad.
I heard about babaji that he has been seriously ill with kind of problem that I had in summers of 2009, gonorrhea type, not that exactly.
God bless me
Ashish

2011-May-21 (Uncle's birthday)



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May 21, 2011

I had to wish uncle for birthday because buaji wanted me to. I wished using Ankur's phone without letting him know, but related to him as 'chachaji'.
In the evening, fufaji brought fried eatables like Samosa, pakoda, gol-gappe and all. At the end when we started to eat gol-gappe I had to use a spoon to fill the gol-gappe and I had to use the spoon which was there. I don't know what happened but whichever spoon I took fufaji used that and put it down after licking. What the hell was that? It happened not just once but with both the spoons that I got to use. 
UCSD, the university where Rashmi would go is world number 65. That's really awesome, but every university in America is one of the best in the world so one shouldn't be surprised.
I have to stop into downloading movies; I have to stop right fucking now.
I sent Vibha Bhardwaj an open relationship proposal, the request is pending for her to accept but my relationship status has been changed from 'married' to 'in an open relationship'. The CS1E hates me so they didn't give any attention to this one either. My last comment on Dhanraj's 13 in ADA internal 'sir fucked up Dhanraj' was also deleted from under the wall post, huh!
God bless me
Ashish

2011-May-20



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May 20, 2011

The other day Ankur had asked me for the notebook and I couldn’t concentrate in my studies thereafter at any moment. It was so silly but true, I think I had CG practical the next day.
I had to go to college to get the admit card and to return a book in library. There had been no water in taps due to some construction work in pipelines in this area somewhere. I am being friends with the friends of Vibha and it is like she my link to the CS1E. I am in love with this chic right now. I walked Srishti Jain a little distance outside college; it was the first time that I talked to her.
I was studying SE whole day long trying to complete it, but it is not possible for a slack like me. 
Oh god, time of pen drive is almost over. I am worried, and I worry also a lot about downloading movies in this crucial time.
Rashmi admitted to University of California, San Diego. That’s awesome! Ankur was chatting with her in the morning and I just learnt it from their conversation.
God bless me
Ashish

2011-May-19



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May 19, 2011

I had to finish revising SE but I spent too much time in watching porn I guess, life sucks when time is crucial. I was watching playboy website when that guy, a frequent visitor here, a client badi buaji was there at the door, I am glad I wasn’t seeing anything naked at that moment just a blonde girl’s face on the screen. I just missed; later I was watching photos of girls on Facebook and fufaji entered the room, huh, I had to close it again.
Vibha writes stupid quotes and I thought if I should talk to her but then she wouldn’t reply; this girl is crazy. 
Badi buaji took Shruti to court in the morning and I had whole day alone at home but I didn’t make any great use of it, I am still doing the ninth question of the unit of 25 questions I started from the SE assignment of 100 questions. God, help me.
Kanika Sahni removed me from her friends list, that’s sick. I had a rotten tongue while talking to her the first and the last time.
God bless me
Ashish

2011-May-18



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May 18, 2011
I had CG today. I came unprepared for this. It was that bad though. I was nervous all the time because of low confidence, that’s what happens when you don’t study. Sir gave six easiest experiments to do on the choice of the students, I had done Bresenham’s line algorithm but sir gave DDA algorithm. It is amazing that I knew nothing of CG on the day of external practical exam. As a matter of fact, Anshul sir had asked the applications of CG and I couldn’t put my innumerable thoughts into words. I made stupid face to make him pass the question onto Irfan. Vibha was again a great help, she told me the algorithm and I just put that into coding, because anyway it wasn’t going to be seen. I was hopeless without her help. I learned a few basic things about CG while trying my hand out on the computer during the practical exam. I got 12, Irfan got 13, Faizan got 12, Nitish got 16, Vibha got 15 and Shukla also got something close to 12. That means viva wasn’t that bad. 
I came home with a lot of hope of starting for exams early but then I ended up watching Halloween (9), great movie about Michael Myers. There were a lot nude scenes, it was a great entertainment, a must watch.
I was sitting in Ankur’s room and he would not let me turn on the fan, according to him if fan rotates the room would not cool, like it was ever going to cool by an obsolete water cooler. Badi buaji interrupted from my side, and Shruti joined in from Ankur’s side to tell me that I should be sitting in other room and install cooler there, was that a joke! Ankur later said sorry by SMS while we were in the same room and there are no issues now. I was really angry otherwise, and guess what Shruti had later come to me to tell me that I should switch on fan quietly when Ankur is asleep after ten.
God bless me
Ashish